favorite holiday coming...

mmmmm me favorite holiday is coming up. me think me saw a bat in the belfry. ok me dont have a belfry but it sounded good. hee hee. me love all the halloween scariez that are out there. me love to scare the little kidz. me love to eat oh me mean scare all the little animalz. me love witchez and werewolvez and vampirez and ghostz and creepy pumpkinz and graveyardz and skeletonz and monsterz and ... me cant wait for halloween.

Grrrrrr....

stupid humanz finally got computer turned back on. me was itching to post but no me could not. human kidz in school yeahhhh, nice and quiet since they not here. me dont have to sneak so much now. me waiting for the chicknz to start laying eggz. me want to eat nice yummy raw eggz. chicknz are being slackerz... stupid chicknz dont they know me want some eggz. when chicknz sleeping me go chickn tipping... hee hee. great fun that is. everyone should go chickn tipping hee hee

sleep...

shhhhhh, me trying to sleep. sleep sleep sleep. been busy so very tired. me need me beauty sleep.
hee hee me quite the catch if me say so. me have plenty of hair, me have the perfect color of skin. me wartz even in the best spot hee hee. ahhh and me teeth are sharp as nails.. perfect for tearing great big hunkz of meat off the bone.
hmmmm now me getting hungry...

Chickenz...

Ohhhh so yummy, me like the taste of chicken. The humanz got little chickenz. But me havent been able to eat them. The humanz watch them very close. Me will have to try and figure out how to catch one when the humanz are not looking. They look sooo yummy, me mouth is watering. Me almost cant stand it, me want chicken.

Goblin needs...

me going to play this game. go to google... type in [your name] needs Its simple, then pick the first 10 results (or the 10 best/funniest!). This is what the Goblin needs
1. goblin needs to still his hunger (alwayz hungry)
2. Goblin needs some buddies (hmmmm)
3. goblin needs to change (no)
4. Goblin needs to get on her knees... (grrrrr, me never!)
5. Goblin needs to be accompanied by a parent (wanna bet.)
6. Goblin, need some help (you help me... me bite you)
7. goblin needs a second helping of lead (hee hee)
8. goblin needs to make a Strength check
9. Goblin needs help...again (me bite you twice)
10. goblin needs reworking (try)

Valentinez?

Me trying to figure out what is so special about this valentine day. why would you want to give someone your heart? Me dont want to give anyone me heart. itz mine. me need to think about this holiday. hmmmm, think think. ahhhh me think me understand. you give your heart away for valentinez day. me like that. have plenty of jarz to put all the heartz in. me will keep them on me shelf where me can look at them all the time. all the heartz everyone has given me. it is a special holiday. me like it... who wantz to give me their heart. me jar is ready.

Me was tagged by Jacqui from Odddollz ... to post the fourth picture in the fourth file in me computer (or the humanz computer to be more precise). hmmmm, if me open the files strait from me computer itz one picture. If me upload strait to here it is a different picture. So me chose to upload strait to here. You dont want to see the other picture (it was one of the humanz kidz) This is the picture... me like this... Ummm me supposed to choose 4 otherz to do the same... hmmmmm
Pat - Odddolls
Kristen - Mobby's Thoughts
oddfae
Bead Bugs

blog woes...

Hmmmm me been thinking. me want to change me blog and spruce it up a bit. Me want to add some goblinie goodnezz to it. hee hee! not sure how but me will figure it out. hmmmm off to figure it out. me tired of being woeful about me blog.

shameless...

yes, shameless. Me promoting OWOH (One World One Heart Blog Give Away). For one, me hate heartz, unless its dripping and beating in me hand, hee hee. But me like the fact that you can win somethin. Me like getting thingz for free, soooo
me went to visit the Haunted Hag and she is having a little Give Away. all you have to do is post a little comment in her bloggie and you get a chance to win a little somethin somethin.
Me also visited DAG (Dark Artists Guild) and they are giving a little somethin somethin away too.
Me trying to win all sortz of stuff, hee hee

Nothing...

Yep, thats right Me have nothing to say. Me have been visiting Millwood alot lately. Wonderful town that is. Also me visit the Haunted Hag. Other than that, me have nothing to say.

Ready to fight...

Me was at the Goblinz Festival in the Millwood Forest when a Werewolf stalked in amoung all us Goblinz'z. Me is very brave and me didnt run, nope me was prepared to fight. Me stayed hid down a fox hole preparing to attack the werewolf if he came near me'z. It never came near me'z so me didnt have to kill it. Some of the other Goblinz didnt get away from the werewolf. Yep they got it good. The local Millwood paper got picturez of this Goblinz. me just hope me dont run into any more werewolvez or weregoblinz for that matter. it would be very bad, yes, very bad indeed... for the werewolf.

Artistz Rightz....

Government is stupid. Sooooo stupid. Grrrrrrr.
they want to take away artistz rightz. me like the artistz. artistz should have rightz. me want to bite off the governmentz toez and eat them for lunch.

Orphan Works Opposition Headquarters

A Goblinz Jingle Bellz...

Jingle Bells, Fairies smell,
Goblinz rule the day,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On one lone Mermaids tail, hail

Jingle Bells, Fairies smell,
Goblinz rule the day,
Oh what fun it is to jab,
At a two ton armored Troll, ho

Jingle Bells, Fairies smell,
Goblinz rule the day,
Oh what fun it is to slide,
Down a three ton dragons tail, hail

uhhgg winter

This is not me favorite time of year. ugly twinkling lights big round ballz on green prickly treez. ummmm me thinkz that me might like the prickly treez though because they have sharp little nettlez that poke you and they are me favorite color, but on the other hand they smell aweful. Ummm me have to think on that one. itz also too cold. me like it hot. what happened to the blistering heat of summer? me do like the word... bah humbug. what a wonderfully aweful word, me just love it. Me better go sit by the fire, me tailz about to fall off, stupid cold.

Me been Frenched...

Me got this from someone and it must be followed, Goblinz arnt good at following directionz but me will try.
Humanz must Follow the rules though... (hee hee)
1. Add the logo/button to your blog
2. Link to the person from whom you received the award
3. Nominate 7 or more blogs
4. Put the links to those blogs on your blog
5. Leave a message on their blog letting them know the honor has been bestowed upon them

Ok, let me see who will me target...

1. Mobby's Thoughts
2. Oddities and Art Dolls
3. Hey Its Dark In Here
Uhhhgg me handz getting tired of typing.
4. Woodedwoods
5. Oddfae
Me handz really hurting now
6. EspiritMaddy
7. Enchantedhearts

Phhhhwwww done, now me hand fell off.

Is it time yet?

Is it the Humanz thanksgiving yet? Me getting very impatient, me want food. (snarl, growl, and snarl some more)

another holiday...

Me just realized that the humanz have another holiday coming up. Thanksgiving. Who wantz to be thankful, no reason to be, but you know whatz wonderful about this holiday they have... food, yummy yummy food. more than they can eat which meanz more for us goblinz to eat. cant wait, me getting very very hungry, mouth watering drool dripping down me chin hungry, hee hee.

Trickz for the Treaterz...

Itz almost here... Halloween. Just a few more dayz, cant wait, it cant come soon enough, me favoritist of holidayz, it is. Me setting out me trickz for the treaterz that are going to be stoping by. The treaterz are in for some trickz, hee hee.

Sick humanz...

Ha ha all the humanz are sick... they have coldz. They are hacking and coughing, me love it.