Goblin Rantz

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13 May, 2009

sleep...

shhhhhh, me trying to sleep. sleep sleep sleep. been busy so very tired. me need me beauty sleep.
hee hee me quite the catch if me say so. me have plenty of hair, me have the perfect color of skin. me wartz even in the best spot hee hee. ahhh and me teeth are sharp as nails.. perfect for tearing great big hunkz of meat off the bone.
hmmmm now me getting hungry...

12 comments:

Sue said...

Goblinz needs chicken..

The Whimsical Goblin said...

me trying to get them. That is why me havent gotten much sleep

Tamara Dozier said...

Goblinz needs big, fat, juicy cricket in a teeny cage to make chickens curious. Then when they come to see cricket Goblinz needs to shake lots of salt on chicken's tail. They can't run away and you can grab them. Or wait till it's dark and they go to sleep in trees. Then you just reach up and pick them like apples from tree.

Dawn said...

Oh, Me need to keep in shape so me not a meal for you!

The Whimsical Goblin said...

yes, me getting soooo thin. Me will have to find a cricket.

me tried to catch chicken by itz tail. all me had was a hand full of featherz, yuck. me didnt use the salt, that is what went wrong.

hmmm dawn you can come for dinner? me wont bite....

much!

Betty BeadBug said...

me was sleepy too. me fell asleep at 7pm and just got up. so busy! me glad the goblinz is ok, me was wondering about you. glad it was just chickenz keeping you busy.

AwtemNymf said...

You need mildew mushrooms too. They're great with chicken!!
*tip toes outta here.... don't wanna wake the Goblinz*

Codys Keepsakes said...

I just have to say this is one of the best blogs I have been too....very funny!!! LOVE IT!!!
Kathren

The Whimsical Goblin said...

me thankz you from the bottom of me goblinie heart hee hee

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CMZ Art/ Rustic Goth said...

So very cute and entertaining.